Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Craigslist Special: $1600 - 1997 Buick Century - Bought it!

Not for me, for a roommate.

He is moving in to replace an existing roommate, and needed a car. I called him over and we poked around Craigslist for about a half hour when we stumbled on a 1997 Century Custom with 137k, $1600.

I told the guy we were heading over immediately. We stopped at the bank across the street, got the cash, and drove up the boulevard (he lived nearby). Took it for a test drive, came back 5 minutes later, and a car pulled up behind us with people who wanted to buy it. We handed over the cash, declared ownership, signed some papers, and took it home.

The people who arrived after us were apparently late, so they missed out.











It smells like cigarettes but the interior is in otherwise decent shape. Some of the rubber seals on the door need replacement or need to be glued back, but the panels and seats look nice.

AC works, heat works, radio sounds great, and power windows and locks work. Has keyless entry too.

There's a dent on the trunk lid and a couple big dents on the fender. The hood needs to be pushed back into place, but otherwise its nice. Not in mint condition, but pretty damn amazing for the price.

The 3100 V6 has some power from 0-30, then peters off. You can't really hear the motor, or anything else. If you step on it, you hear a hum from the front while the car accelerates modestly.


The factory radio sounds great for being nothing fancy. None of the speakers are blown and the display has HUGE letters, probably so older Buick drivers can see it.

The Check Engine light is on and brake light comes on intermittently. Brakes work surprisingly well. I expected mush, but they stop with some authority.

Handling? Well, if you can imagine laying in a waterbed and rolling around, that's how it handles. Thats fine, because it rides beautifully. Buick has something called "Dynaride", which is probably a gimmicky name for Buick's traditional mush ride.

And steering... well it steers.



I like the interior though. The plastic is rubberized or padded, and the bunched vinyl on the doors feels nice.


The gauges are big and clear, if a little cheap looking.

So there you have it, basic reliable transportation from GM with a few niceties. It was an excellent value back then for people who just wanted a comfortable, conservative car without the power and showiness of a Cadillac or the common cheapness of a Chevy.

Quick ratings:
Powertrain: 3/5 Its slow but smooth. I can't feel it shift, which is a little odd. I can't really hear the motor either. There's sufficient torque for moving around town but not a whole lot of passing power.

Audio/Electronics: 4/5 Everything seems to work and controls are almost child-friendly with how large all the knobs and displays are. This particular Century lacks power mirrors and power seats.

Comfort/Interior: 4/5 There isn't any lateral support to speak of, but I like the idea of having the utility of a bench seat. Everything feels nice, if not expensive. Buick values through and through.

Steering/Suspension/Handling: 2/5 It steers reasonably well enough, but around corners you really have to slow down. The whole car seems to float on a body of water.

Overall: 4/5 I get it now. I see why people buy this kind of car. Its not my style, but its something I can understand. The value for money when it was new was pretty darn good. An Intrepid offered a LOT more car for the money, but less dependability.

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Test drive: 2005 Chrysler Crossfire SRT6 - AMG 3.2

I went down to Tampa for a minivacation. Did the usual eating, driving, drinking, and more eating. Helped a friend move.

Anyway, while I was there, I took his little Crossfire for a spin.



27,000 low miles and a spotless body. The cheap plastic on the center console is covered in nicks and scratches, however.







The Infinity-branded head unit looks like a K-Mart special, but it sounds pleasant and works with RDS. Unlike most Bose car audio systems, the presentation is subtle. Bass is there, but not booming, and treble is present but not screeching. Unfortunately, there's no available auxiliary input, so all you have are single CDs and AM/FM. Seems lacking for a $45k premium sports car. It would be difficult to find an aftermarket head unit that matches the rest of the bright center console.



Visibility from any direction but the front is terrible. You can't see other cars, and other cars can't really see you.



The dashboard material is some kind of awful. It feels like the sole of a cheap pair of beach sandals.



The door panels, conversely, feel nice but look cheap. The door pull and handles are REAL metal, not painted plastic, and the section surrounding the upper handle is real padded leather. The design is plain, but it works.



You could call the styling cartoonish, and you would be right. Its also childishly satisfying, like a bright yellow Hummer. I favor the looks.



The 3.2 AMG badge is optional. Ebay-optional.



19" wheels all around.



Room for only one dead hooker, but even a chubby one would fit. There's a factory subwoofer back there too.













Its 20F in St Louis and 69F in Tampa, so it seemed prudent to enjoy the bay view and guzzle down a half dozen fresh oysters at Landry's.



The seats aren't typical sports car firm. Chrysler probably anticipated selling these cars to older drivers. Ingress and egress are actually quite easy, and seats are wide and supportive. I can't tell if I'd enjoy them over a long distance, but I felt no discomfort.

So, let's talk about raw impressions.

THIS CAR SCARES THE CRAP OUT OF ME. I'm still a bit jittery after the last little car accident I had, and my distrust of other drivers is at an all-time high. In the Crossfire, you can't see back, can't see to the side, and worst of all no one can see YOU. It might be below the mirrors of vans and SUVs.

Driving through Tampa during rush hour, among the transplanted guido retards who ran south from New Jersey to escape the winter, is a hair-raising experience. People always joke about the elderly population in Florida, but I hardly notice them. Its the folks from up north who muck up the works.

Fears aside, the ride quality is shockingly decent, for what I expected. With 45-inch wheels spanning a two-inch wheelbase, I was worried about having to see the chiropractor, but I was wrong. Except for major potholes, blemishes, and expansion joints, the ride was fairly smooth. It was never supple, but it wasn't jittery either. Mercedes-Benz left the big bumps in while smoothing out the tiny ones.

That brings me to another issue, the Mercedes influence. This is, for all intents and purposes, an SLK 3.2 AMG. The interior, except for the silver plastic, is directly out of the SLK. The switches are from the SLK. The turn stalks are from the SLK. The engine and transmission are too. The difference is that it was assembled by a coachbuilder in Germany (Karmann) who attached a Chrysler-designed hatchback shell.

The Mercedes influence unfortunately introduces some flaws. The vacuum locks are faulty, there was a water leak that has been resolved, the trunk doesn't lock, and the cruise control stalk is right next to the turn stalk. This means that half the time, when attempting to use the signal, you end up hitting ACCEL. Speeding up when trying to slow down and turn is unnerving. People on the Crossfire forum have reported rust in the doors due to a flawed door seal design that retains water.

The SRT6 doesn't have the handling slop that Top Gear complained about with the base Crossfire. Cornering is firm, if somewhat daft.

Just because the SRT6 manages to avoid body roll doesn't mean it handles very well. It really, honestly does not. The Mazda Miata, which has an MSRP of just over $20k, puts you in the dead center of gravity. Balance from bumper to bumper means that you, the driver, are the pivot around which the Miata rotates.

It's a satisfying feeling, one that you will never experience in a Crossfire. Without Mazda's thorough engineering, it has to achieve the result with brute force: big, fat, wide tires. And indeed, there's enough grip to wrap its hands around the earth and squeeze all the juice out, but none of it feels natural, delicate, or interesting. Typical AMG brute over brains.

I do like the car, however. I might even love it. There's charm in its child-like stupidity. Everything from the gimmicky body to the supercharged 330hp engine say "LETS ROB A BANK AND GO TO A TITTY BAR!"

When I stomped on the throttle, the supercharger whined aggressively, the exhaust roared like an angry midget, and I chuckled like I was six years old, playing tag outside with my best pals.

I can definitely imagine myself owning this car. It would give me an excuse to buy a 454 SS:


That's 7.4 liters of pure joy.

Powertrain: 5/5 The transmission behaves oddly, but not enough to interrupt the fun. Apparently this is by design. 0-60 in under 5 seconds.

Audio/Electronics: 4/5 The Infinity audio is pleasant. Not perfect, but pleasant. There aren't really any other luxuries to mention. Stuff works.

Steering/Suspension/Handling: 3/5 Rides hard without being terribly uncomfortable. Steers quickly enough but lacks feedback. Handling? Imagine a big fat guy roped to a pole, spinning in circles like a tetherball. How's that for an analogy?

Overall: 4/5 It was terribly overpriced when new, but poor resale makes it a tremendous bargain. A low-mileage SRT6 and a low-mileage Miata might be nearly the same price... something to seriously consider.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Dale Davis - Con artist?

Online communities function on trust. People buy and sell parts, attend meets, and help each other out. Dale Davis has allegedly been stealing from members of Nissan, Honda, and Acura forums.

I am not making accusations, but please be careful if you buy parts and services from this man.

http://www.acura-legend.com/vbulletin/f4/dale-davis-f-cking-hole-3198
http://forums.nicoclub.com/zerothread?id=354004&page=1

Sandwiches - For eating, not highway beating.

"PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving.

Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off, as she was driving along Interstate 95 on Friday."

Maybe it was a "club" sandwich. HAH!

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,454540,00.html]http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,454540,00.html

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Ford sells shares of Mazda.

"Ford Motor Company said it will sell a portion of its ownership stake in Mazda Motor Corp., and the two companies will continue their successful strategic relationship. The ratio of Ford's ownership of Mazda stock has been reduced from 33.4 percent to just over 13 percent."
...and the Mazda 6 is gorgeous.


http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/Ford-Sells-a-Portion-Its/story.aspx?guid={142168E9-8FF7-4697-98C2-FC82518E403E}

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Picture of the Year: "Off with his head!"

James Dollinger, a career Buick salesman who goes by "Buickman" on GMInsideNews.com, points to GM CEO Rick Wagoner in a June 2008 shareholders meeting. Dollinger submitted a marketing plan to GM management to boost sales and has called for the dismissal of Wagoner, who he calls "Red Ink Rick" in just about every discussion thread at GMIN's online forum.

http://www.csmonitor.com/photosoftheday/index.php?image=7&date=2008/0603/

Chrysler = Hyundai, Nissan, VW

Now that GM has backed out, Hyundai is looking to buy parts of Chrysler. Let the rampant speculation begin! I imagine stripped down Jeep products rebadged as Kias.

"In a breakup of Chrysler, Nissan-Renault might consider buying the automaker's Ram pickup truck production while Germany's Volkswagen (VOWG.DE) is seen as a possible buyer for Chrysler's minivan line, people close to the talks said."

2009 is going to be a very interesting year for the auto industry.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20081108/bs_nm/us_chrysler_hyundai

Friday, November 7, 2008

2009 Versa for $9999 is really, really basic.


Not included:
More than one interior choice
AC
Power locks
Power windows
Power mirrors
Radio
ABS
Cruise
Floor mats




Standard:
107hp
5-speed manual
Hub caps
Speakers
Half a dozen airbags
Choice of four paint colors

http://blogs.cars.com/kickingt....html

It sounds like a Mexican-market Volkswagen, but I like it. Not since the early 1990s has a car from a major manufacturer been so conservatively equipped. The phrase "basic transportation" these days often refers to a fully loaded Civic with big wheels, satellite radio, ornate lighting, a thumping sound system, and low profile tires. Basic, my butt.

Even better, Nissan doesn't beat around the bush by calling it something deceptively cheap like "Value Edition" or "Sport" . It's simply called "VERSA 1.6 BASE".

The honesty is refreshing. However, ten grand will buy a very nice used Maxima, a more reliable and irrefutably fantastic car to drive.